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Spoiler alert: pretty much all the great achievements are going to be mine. If you feel you ought to have won one of them, let me know, and I'll consider you for next year's award ceremony! Largest Overestimation of Cast-On Stitches for a Sweater: and the winner is ... Uncle Stashley, who began a Stephen West "Loosey-Goosey" sweater and eventually realised it would be blousy on Mr. Creosote, the gourmand who explodes during Monty Python's Meaning of Life. I frogged it, and cast-on about half the stitches, and for some reason those weren't quite enough. It would be body-hugging, not loosey goosey at all. So I spent the next few rounds increasing (I can't frog twice, if I frog twice than it'